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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via smurfasaur)

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tardisexuality:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

(Source: transisted, via samuelboyd)

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nikkilipstick:

When u accidently match with bae ….u know its real

nikkilipstick:

When u accidently match with bae ….u know its real

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(Source: best-of-memes, via smurfasaur)

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Cut 5” off my hair and dyed it 3 levels darker. Result: Pure Bettie.

Cut 5” off my hair and dyed it 3 levels darker. Result: Pure Bettie.

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oldtobegin:

my seeds have sprouted and now i have a little friend

oldtobegin:

my seeds have sprouted and now i have a little friend

(Source: baggybulldogs, via fuzzkvlt)

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blackboybebop:

Horitaisei
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